I personally find pickup lines to be quite HILARIOUS :) These are a collection of pickup lines from the internet/friends. enjoy~

01. Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see.
02. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
03. Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?
04. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
05. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
06. You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
07. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
08. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
09. So What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
10. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
11. Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
12. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
13. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
14. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
15. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got FINE written all over you.
16. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
17. Do you know CPR? 'Cause you take my breath away!
18. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
19. Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
20. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!
21. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
22.I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
23. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
24. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
25. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
26. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
27. Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
28. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
29. Which one of the Spice girls are you?
30. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
31. Will you be my dairy queen? 'Cause I'll be your burger king!
32. Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
33. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
34. My name is Justin. Justincredible.
35. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
36. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
37. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
38. Is your Dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
39. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
40. You are the reason men fall in love.
41. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
42. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
43.  Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
44. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
45. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
46. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
47. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
48. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
49. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
50. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
51. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
52. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
53. God was showing off when he made you.
54. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
55. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
56. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
57. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
58. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
59. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
60. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
61. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
62. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
63. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
64. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
65. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
66. . Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
67. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
68. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
69. You must be the cause of global warming.
70. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
71. If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
72. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
73.Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
74. I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
75.Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
76. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
77. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
78. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
79. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person). I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person) I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
80. I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

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